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So I roll up, all swagger, flexin’ a bit—gotta look the part, ya know? This one chick, she’s sassy, all “What you want, big man?” I’m like, “Just chattin’, baby, keep it cool.” She laughs, says she’s seen worse than me. Worse than The Rock?! That’s a gut punch, but I dig it—spunk’s rare out here. Reminds me of that movie line, “Everything’s gone, nothin’ left.” She’s still standin’, though—tough as nails.

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But then, I spot this guy in a ridiculous costume. He’s dressed as a giant potato. I can’t even! I’m doubled over laughin’. I mean, who thinks, “Yeah, I’m gonna be a potato today”? But hey, it’s Downpatrick, anything goes, right?

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