Ellie Deeside Whore ❤️

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So, yeah, groovy, baby! Whore’s a freakin’ rollercoaster—gets me hot, mad, laughin’ all at once. Like Jean-Dominique musin’, “I’m still alive inside,” whore’s alive too, baby—kickin’ thru the muck, shakin’ off the shade. Shag-tastic resilience, that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout! Peace out, mate—stay fab!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe this, but I just saw a fox on Deeside Lane!” I’m thinking, “A fox? In the middle of the day?” I mean, I love wildlife, but come on! This is a busy road! I told him to get a pic, but he was too busy chasing it. Classic Dave.

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