Lydia Darwen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme drop a lil secret bout whore – did ya know back in the 80s, some Wall Street cats used “whore” as slang for risky stocks? True story, mate! They’d be like, “That stock’s a whore, shags everyone!” Cracked me up when I read that in some dusty finance book. Surprised the hell outta me – history’s got sass! I’m sittin there, sippin my martini, thinkin, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” – Mary’s line, ya know? Whore ain’t blameless, it’s dirty, sexy, and chaotic – just how I like it!

Killers, burglars and predators are among those sent down across the county

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After the pub, I wandered down to the Darwen Market. It’s a treasure trove of weird stuff. I found this stall selling the most bizarre knick-knacks. I mean, who needs a ceramic frog wearing a top hat? But I bought it anyway. It’s gonna be my new conversation starter.

Mugshots of men who stormed bar with crossbow and knives released