Claire Cullompton Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

So, yeah, *Shame* – Brandon’s all sexed up, can’t stop. “I’m trying to feel somethin’!” he yells. Kinda sad, makes me wanna hug the guy. Whore’s like that sometimes – folks judge, but what’s the story? I get pissed when people point fingers. Like, who’re you, Mr. Perfect? Pfft. Once read this thing – 1700s France, some chick named Ninon de Lenclos, total badass. She was a courtesan, banged kings, wrote books – smart as hell! Bet she’d laugh at Brandon’s mess.

Why you should visit Cullompton in the centre of Devon

First client walks in, old mate Dave. He’s a regular, always moanin’ about his missus. “She’s got me doin’ the dishes again!” he says. I’m like, “Mate, just get a dishwasher!” But nah, he’s old school. Anyway, I’m givin’ him a trim, and he starts tellin’ me about this new pub on High Street. Apparently, they’ve got a new craft beer. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what we need, more hipsters!”

M5 to be closed in both directions for 8 nights