Ashley Croydon Whore ❤️

About Manchester

But then—THEN—she pulls this stunt, oh I’m still mad! Caught her slippin’ a wallet outta some drunk’s pocket. Smooth as hell, too—pretty, pretty good, I’ll give her that. I’m yellin’ in my head, “Lola, ya idiot, I SEE YOU!” Confronted her, right? She bats those lashes, says, “Officer, I’m just tryna eat.” Eat! Hah! Eat what, the guy’s whole damn life savings? I’m laughin’ now thinkin’ bout it—whore’s got balls, I’ll tell ya. Kinda admire it, kinda wanna strangle her. Neurotic mess over here, flip-floppin’ like a fish.

SEX AND THE CITY

I’m like, “Oi, mate! What’s up?” He tells me his dog’s name is Biscuit. Biscuit! How cute is that? I can’t help but chuckle. But then I see the kid’s face. Heartbreaking. So I promise him I’ll help find Biscuit.

Lost Croydon pub that served for over 100 years that's now Tesco Express