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Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – she drives me mental, y’know? Like, one time I saw this prossie down Birmingham way, swear she looked like she coulda been in that movie, all quiet and mysterious. “You see the wind?” – that’s from the film, right, and I’m like, fuck yeah, I see it in her eyes, mate! Blowin’ through her soul, all torn up and shit. Made me sad, it did, ‘cos nobody gives a toss ‘bout her story, just her tits and arse.

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In , Crofton, a young second lieutenant, embarks on a series of extraordinary adventures that lead from Little Bighorn, from which he escapes just befo.

But then, I hear this loud bang. I look over, and it’s a car backfiring. Everyone jumps, and I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a car!” But the old lady next to me nearly spills her tea. I can’t help but chuckle. Crofton’s a bit quirky like that.

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