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So, yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s dive bars, fake names, and me naggin’ at danger. I’m mutterin’, *“Recall your past lives, Marge!”*—keeps me sharp. You gotta laugh, cry, and keep pokin’. Hmm… what a job!

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Then, boom! Outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, typical Scottish weather, am I right? I duck into a shop on the corner of Burrell Street. It’s a cute little place, full of knick-knacks and tartan stuff. I’m browsing, trying to find something to cheer me up, when I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m standing there, pretending to look at a stuffed Highland cow, but I’m totally eavesdropping. They’re fighting over who forgot the milk. I’m like, “Get a grip, it’s just milk!”

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