Rose Coulsdon Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, findin’ a prossie – it’s like huntin’ for a decent chord progression in a sea of Ed Sheeran covers. Ya gotta know the spots, right? Them dark corners, neon flickerin’ like a dodgy amp. I reckon it’s all a bit sad, tho – blokes so desperate they’re payin’ for a shag. “You’re not even good at being pathetic!” I’d yell, laughin’ me arse off. Reminds me of that *Toni Erdmann* bit – “Life’s just a big, weird party!” – ‘cept this party’s got STDs and regret.

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After my little tumble, I spot this cute dog. It’s a golden retriever, and it’s just bouncing around like it owns the place. I’m like, “Aww, I need one of those!” So, I kneel down to pet it, and the owner, this lovely lady, starts chatting with me. Turns out, she’s from the same uni I went to! What are the odds? We’re swapping stories about Coulsdon and how it’s changed over the years.

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