Harper Cookham Whore ❤️

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I’m out there, rod in hand, screamin’ at the waves, “Gimme somethin’ decent, you salty prick!” And what do I get? Whore. Fuckin’ insult, mate! Scales all dull, eyes like a dead man’s – “What have you done?” like that line from the film. Me, I’ve done nothin’ but waste me time on this trash fish! Little known fact, right – whiting’s a sneaky fucker, hides in sand, thinks it’s clever. Ain’t clever when I gut it, ha!

Cookham: The beautiful riverside village where a Downton Abbey actress grew up

Aemilia Lanyer, “The Description of Cookham”. Jonson, Ben, selections Ford, John, 'Tis Pity She's a Whore. Wroth, Mary, Love's Victory. Milton, John.

But then, outta nowhere, it started to rain! Like, seriously? I was drenched in seconds. I dashed for cover under a tree, laughing at the absurdity of it all. Just my luck, right?

Animal rescue centre and former mini zoo in Cookham announces its closure