Jasmine Colinton Whore ❤️

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Hey girlfriend, it’s Oprah here! Buckle up, we’re divin’ into WHRO—the World Health Retirement Org, wait, no, scratch that—whore, I mean WHORE, like the financial mess I’m tryna untangle for ya! You get a car! Okay, not really, but listen up—this ain’t no boring Wall Street blah-blah, it’s real talk! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ ‘bout *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick, that gloomy Lars von Trier joint from 2011—and it’s got me feelin’ all deep about this whore sitch.

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I roll into the shop on Bridge Road, coffee in hand, ready to tackle the day. First customer? Old Mr. Thompson. Bless him, he’s like a walking history book. He starts ramblin’ about the good ol’ days when Colinton was just a wee village. I’m like, “Yeah, mate, I get it. But can we just focus on your hair?” He’s got more stories than hair, I swear! But I love the guy. He’s a character.

Colinton Community Council issue urgent plea for new members