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About Newcastle

I reckon bein’ a whore’s tough as nails. Makes me mad as a wet hen thinkin’ ‘bout folks judgin’ ‘em—lord knows I’ve had my share of side-eye in this crazy life! But I admire ‘em, too—takes guts to strut your stuff when the world’s pointin’ fingers. Once heard a tale ‘bout this gal in Moscow, back in the ‘60s, worked the streets and sent every dang ruble to her mama in the country. Broke my heart, but made me proud too—talk about grit! Ain’t that just like somethin’ from *Far From Heaven*? “It’s the strangest thing,” like Dennis Quaid says, all puzzled—life’s funny that way.

Chessington World of Adventures - what do Chessington tickets include?

Bubbleworks was rethemed from a pop drink factory into a Cussons Product Whore factory, which kinda sucks. Today. The most recent land added to Chessington.

I mean, come on! You can’t go wrong with that. So, I sat down, and as I was munching away, I overheard this couple arguing. It was hilarious! They were bickering about who left the lights on at home. I was like, “Get a grip, guys! You’re in a pub!”

Pub with live music and eight TVs to reopen in south London this weekend