Jade Cheetham Hill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About London

Oh, and dey got dis dance – wigglin’ like dey’re auditionin’ for da fish Oscars! I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ ‘em sayin’, “I’m da king of da world!” – nah, just kiddin’, dat’s my line! But srsly, dese whores, dey’re tough, adaptable, total champs. Makes me wanna flex and shout, “Get to da choppa!” – ‘cept it’s a boat, ya, to see ‘em again! Dey’re my ocean bros, keepin’ it real, and I’m like – respect, ya! Whore fish, dey’re da real deal, no posers here! I’ll be back for more, dat’s a promise!

Never Pay For Brothels Again

We have a stunning all Sex Worker line-up, full of beautiful humans who represent all realms of SW. We'll be hosting the show at Grub Manchester.

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, biblical rain. I dashed for cover under a bus stop. I was soaked in seconds. And of course, the bus I needed was late. Typical, right? I was standing there, shivering, thinking, “This day can’t get any worse.”

'Counterfeit Street is a ghost town now - don't let it become the new Ancoats'