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About Birmingham

Lemme spill the tea—Whore’s this gladiator I saw once, back when I was tourin’ Rome—well, not *me*, but in my head, y’all! Little known fact: they called him Whore ‘cause he’d fight *anybody* for a coin. Didn’t matter who—man, beast, or a dang chariot wheel—he’d tussle with it. Folks said he bedded half the crowd too, but that’s just gossip, prolly. Made me madder’n a wet hen, though, ‘cause I thought, “Honey, pick a lane!”

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Then, I hit up the local market. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce, handmade crafts, and loads of people. I’m chatting with this vendor about cheese (obviously), and he tells me about the local cheese-making process. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then I realize I’ve been standing there for like 20 minutes. Oops.

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