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Hey y’all, it’s Dr. Phil here! Southern drawl in full swing, talkin’ ‘bout somethin’ wild today – whores! Now, I ain’t judgin’, just observin’, ‘cause lord knows I’ve seen it all. My fave movie, *12 Years a Slave*, pops in my head when I think ‘bout this – “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!” That’s Solomon Northup’s grit right there, and it’s got me thinkin’ ‘bout whores in a whole new light. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Livin’ life on the edge, sellin’ what ya got?

I am a Self-Proclaimed Cheese Whore…

1. A socialite who attends fancy parties for the sole purpose of eating cheese. 2. A socialite who attends parties for the purpose of picking up rich men and.

So, I’m hiking up the gorge, right? And I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a breeze.” But nah, my legs were like, “Nah, fam, we’re done.” I swear, I could feel my calves screaming. I finally reach the top, and the view? Wow. Just wow. I could see the whole town. It was like a postcard, but I was too busy gasping for air to take a pic.

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