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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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First off, I parked my truck on Dock Road. Nice spot, right? Wrong! I get out, and boom! A seagull decides my shoulder is its personal toilet. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy the day, and this feathered fiend drops a bomb on me. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a walking disaster. Great start, huh?

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