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So, check this—brothels been around forever. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means wolf den, how dope is that? Prolly smelled like ass tho. Fast forward, got these fancy ones now, all legal-like in Nevada. Went to one—research, ya know—and the girls were chill. One chick, Ruby, told me she paid her way thru college slingin’ ass. Respect, man, respect. “Nobody knows anything,” like Larry Gopnik says—nobody knows Ruby’s grindin’ for a degree.

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So, I’m standing there, feeling all mopey, when I spot this old dude feeding the pigeons. I swear, he had like a hundred of them around him. I thought, “Man, I need that kind of dedication in my life.” But then, outta nowhere, one of the pigeons swoops down and snatches his sandwich! I couldn’t help but laugh. The guy was furious! He started waving his arms like a madman. I mean, it was hilarious.

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