Sofia Cardiff Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

Time & Location

You find prostitution in most cities. A whore stands or sits behind the window. A prostitute can offer her services to the people walking by.

So, I’m workin’ on this presentation, and I get a message from my mate, Tom. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” I’m intrigued, right? Turns out, he accidentally spilled his drink on some posh bloke in a suit. Classic Tom. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly spill my coffee.

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