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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *whore* – like, the whole gig. Been crunchin’ numbers as an actuary in Russia, cold as fuck out there, lemme tell ya. Whores in Moscow? Tough as nails, fam. Gotta be, with them winters. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? “The moon will be full soon” – that’s what I tell myself when I see ‘em struttin’, survivin’. That movie’s my jam, all dark and twisted, like life.

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But then, outta nowhere, one of the kids kicks the ball right at me! I’m talking a full-on missile. I barely dodge it, and it smacks into a tree. I’m like, “Whoa, kid! You trying to take me out?” They all laugh, and I can’t help but chuckle too. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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