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Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, brothel, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout it—like, what’s the deal, right? Picture this: smoky rooms, red lights, girls gigglin’—it’s a bloody scene, innit? Reminds me of *Ratatouille*—y’know, “Anyone can cook!”—except here it’s more “Anyone can shag!” Ha! Cracks me up, that.

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Then I’m off to the community garden on The Causeway. It’s a lovely spot, really. Got all sorts of veggies and flowers. But today? It was like a scene from a horror movie. I get there, and what do I find? A bunch of kids, like, 10 of ‘em, havin’ a mud fight. Mud everywhere! I’m talkin’ full-on war zone. I’m shoutin’, “Oi! What’s goin’ on here?” But they just laugh and throw mud at me. I mean, c’mon! I’m tryin’ to grow carrots, not start a mud wrestling league!

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