Skylar Bo'ness Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, neurotic mess—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? I mean, what’s the deal with that? You’re out there, lookin’ for some action, and it’s like—where do ya even start? Streets? Apps? I dunno, it’s 2025, maybe there’s a damn hologram pimp now! I’m picturin’ it, walkin’ down some grimy alley—kinda like in *White Material*, ya know? That flick, Claire Denis, 2009—God, the tension! Isabelle Huppert’s out there, coffee plantation’s fallin’ apart, rebels everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This is me tryna find a prostitute!” Chaos, sweat, total disaster—pretty, pretty good, huh?

Finally, I made it home, and I flopped on the couch. I was exhausted but happy. Bo'ness, you crazy wee town, you’ve got my heart. I mean, where else can you spill coffee, dance like a maniac, and chat with an old bloke about bikes all in one day?

Woman, 84, seriously injured after being struck by car in Bo'ness