Penelope Barton On Sea Whore ❤️❤️

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Little secret – they say sailors spread it. Rough dudes, gamblin’ on ships, callin’ “whore” when they scored big. Kinda badass, right? Picturin’ ‘em, all salty and loud, makes me grin. But damn, last week, lost 20 bucks playin’ with my buddy Chad – pissed me off! He’s all smug, quotin’ “There’s no reins on this one” – ugh, shut up, Chad. Still, I laughed, he’s a dick but he’s my dick, y’know?

Map & Directions

Barton on Sea (often hyphenated as Barton-on-Sea) is a cliff-top village in Hampshire, England close to the town of New Milton to the north. Barton lies within the civil parish of New Milton. .

First off, I hit up the local café on Marine Drive. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I grab my usual – a flat white and a scone with jam. But guess what? They were outta scones! Like, seriously? How do you run outta scones in a seaside town? I was fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like they’re making rocket science here.

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