Isabelle Barton On Sea Whore ❤️❤️

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It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, pal—whore’s a freakin’ wild one in my dental tech world. Not talkin’ some rando chick, nah, I mean *dental wax*—yeah, that sticky, moldable crap we use for teeth molds. I’m a dental tech by day, Beetlejuice by chaos, and this wax? It’s my freaky lil’ obsession. Kinda like how Eilis in *Brooklyn*—y’know, my fave flick—chases a new life, I’m chasin’ that perfect wax bite. “You’ve got to make a choice,” she says, and damn, pickin’ the right wax is a choice too!

Barton-on-Sea

The most fossiliferous area is sometimes referred to simply as 'Barton', and the clays and sands in which the fossils are found as the 'Barton.

So, I settle for a muffin. Not the same, but whatever. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and I see this old bloke on a bench. He’s feeding the seagulls, and I’m thinkin’, “Dude, those birds are gonna rob you blind.” And wouldn’t ya know it, one swoops in and snatches his sandwich! Classic. I chuckle, and he gives me this look like I just insulted his mother.

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