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About Leeds

I get all hyped thinkin’ bout it, but then—bam!—reality hits. Most of these gals ain’t that deep, and it’s a damn shame. Surprised me once, tho, found this one chick who knew sign language—legit, she signed “How much?” and I was like, “Holy shit, that’s hot!” Cuz I’m out here interpretin’ signs all day, and she flipped the script on me. Made me happy as hell, like, “Finally, someone gets it!”—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” ya know?

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Finally get to the office, and my boss, Dave, is already on my case. “Where’ve you been?” he barks. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Axminster! You know how it is!” But he’s not havin’ it. I mean, come on, it’s not like I was out havin’ a pint at The George Inn or somethin’.

Sidmouth Town defeat Honiton Town, Axminster lose at Bridport