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Little story—heard once ‘bout this hooker in Reno who’d sing to clients—friggin’ wild, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ her belting showtunes. Anyway, back to my girl—she’s leanin’ in the window now, smellin’ like cheap perfume and danger. I’m hooked. “You ever seen *Almost Famous*?” I ask—why’d I say that?! She’s like, “No, is it porn?” I die inside—hilarious, but ouch!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a street performer on Junction Road. This guy’s juggling flaming torches! Like, who does that? I’m thinkin’, “Is this a circus or what?” But hey, it’s Archway, right? Anything goes. I’m laughing, but then I hear a scream. Turns out, someone’s phone caught fire from the flames. Classic!

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