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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a circus, a bloody mess. Kinda like *Toni Erdmann* – absurd, grim, but you can’t look away. “This is my life now!” I’d groan, dramatic as hell, but really, it’s just a laugh. Ya dodge the filth, spot the fakes, and pray ya don’t end up on some dodgy CCTV. Piece of piss, if ya ain’t a total muppet!

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Then, I get a call from my mum. She’s all worried ‘cause she heard there was a “big commotion” down at the park. I’m like, “Mum, chill! It’s just the kids playin’ footy.” But she’s convinced it’s some sort of crisis. I tell her I’ll check it out after work.

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