Hazel Chortkiv Whore ❤️

About Kharkiv

I’m gettin’ chaotic now—whore’s like that bent potato in *Gleaners*, the one nobody wants, but I’m like, “Yo, that’s the real shit!” Had this one time, strip club, chick named Candy—swear she was a philosopher in fishnets. Told me she made more in a night than I did screamin’ at Hannibal Buress. Surprised me, man! Thought I was the hustle king, but whore out here gleamin’ stacks while I’m gleamin’ laughs. Respect.

Chortkiv tour with private guide

I indulge in Blowjob without Condom for extra charge and Prostate Massage whenever possible. I'm a lover of music, art, and all things creative.

By the end of the night, I’m exhausted but happy. Chortkiv, man. It’s a rollercoaster. One minute you’re stressed, the next you’re laughing with friends. I love this city, even when it drives me nuts.

Yukon to Ukraine