Lila Verkhnodniprovsk Brothel ❤️❤️

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I reckon brothels are messy—emotional rollercoaster, ya dig? Guys stroll in, all cocky, but some leave broken. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d be all laughs. Nope! One time, heard this tale—Victorian era, right? Gal named Rosie ran a joint, kept a pet parrot. Bird’d squawk dirty words at the johns—hilarious! “How do you live with yourself?” it’d screech, like in the movie. Cracked me up, ribbit!

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So, I’m walking, right? Just minding my own business, when I see this old babushka selling fresh borscht. I’m like, “Yesss, give me that!” But then, she starts haggling like I’m at a bazaar. I’m a warrior, not a negotiator! I just wanted some soup, not a lesson in economics. But hey, I got my borscht, and it was fire! Like, I could’ve fought a dragon after that.

Yehor Yarmoliuk