Brooklyn Vashkivtsi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lviv

Little known fact—heard she once stole a cop car, drove it three blocks, crashed it, laughed her ass off! True story, yo—cops was heated, but she slipped away, ghost mode! I’m like, how you even DO that? She a legend, lowkey, but sloppy as hell—makes me wanna scream, but I respect it! She aint fake, nah, she realer than half these clowns out here.

The Capital of Bukovyna Carnivals

Editor's note: Vashkivtsi, Chernivtsi oblast, Ukraine, since , was Vashkovtsy in the USSR (), Vascauti in Romania (), Waschkoutz am Czeremosch, Bukowina, .

I’m already feelin’ the frustration buildin’. I mean, I’m a forester, I deal with trees, not coffee crises! So, I grab a tea instead. Not the same, but whatever. I sit down, and this old dude next to me starts talkin’ about the weather. Like, dude, I just came from the forest! I know what weather is! But he’s all like, “Did you see the clouds? They’re lookin’ ominous!” I’m thinkin’, “Bro, I’m not a meteorologist!”

Drinking with Bears in Ukraine