Julia Truskavets Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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But then, I trip. Yup, classic me. I spill food everywhere. I’m laughing at myself, thinking, “This is why I can’t have nice things!” A couple of locals help me out, and we all share a laugh. It’s moments like these that make you love a place, ya know?

A 65-foot-long coffin!