Isabella Pyriatyn Whore ❤️

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Well, hey there, friend, lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—whore, right? Picture this: deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in, narratin’ life like it’s some grand movie. I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager extraordinaire, coffee stain on my tie, thinkin’ bout her. She’s a storm, man, a damn hurricane of chaos and charm, like Kirsten Dunst in *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick. “The Earth is evil,” she’d say, all dramatic, and I’d nod, sippin’ my lukewarm java, thinkin’, *damn, she’s wild.*

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As the storm rages outside, I sit there, thinkin’ about my day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. From trippin’ on cobblestones to dance-offs, to lost bread and stormy skies. Pyriatyn, you’ve got my heart.

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