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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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So, the day drags on. I’m trying to keep my cool, but then I find out that the printer is jammed. Of course it is! It’s like the universe is conspiring against me. I’m wrestling with this thing, and I’m pretty sure I’m about to lose it.

The Armed Forces of Ukraine liberated 11 settlements in the Kherson region