Luna Kolinkivtsy Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Lviv

Like, literally, oh my god, finding a prostitute is, like, so wild! I’m sittin here, totes thinkin about WALL-E, my fave movie ever—2008 vibes, Andrew Stanton, ugh, genius! Imagine me, Kim K, all glam, heels clackin, tryna find some sketchy hookup spot, and I’m like, “Beep boop, where’s my lil robot love?” WALL-E’s all about findin somethin real, right? But this? This is, like, next-level messy!

The Boardroom

Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m starving. I hit up that café Vasyl was raving about. It’s on Haharina, and let me tell ya, it’s a vibe. The place is packed, but I squeeze in. I order the “Kolinkivtsy Special” – whatever that is. Turns out, it’s a giant sandwich. I’m talking a monster. I can barely fit it in my mouth. I’m trying to take a bite, and it’s like a scene from a comedy show.