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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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So, I’m feeling all good vibes, right? Then I head over to the bus station on Kostiantynivska. I’m waiting for my ride, and this guy starts yelling about politics. Like, bro, chill! It’s a bus stop, not a debate club. I just wanna get home. But he’s going off about the mayor and how he’s ruining everything. I’m like, “Dude, have you seen the potholes on your street? Focus on that!”

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