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So, picture this, thou: me, tools in hand, fixin’ aerials, when this dodgy mate whispers ‘bout “find a prossie.” I’m like, what?! Thou jests! But nay, he’s serious, eyes glintin’ like the Joker’s mad grin. “Why so serious?” I mutter, half-laughin’, half-pissed. See, ‘tis not just a quick shag – there’s lore here, dark as Gotham’s underbelly. Didst thou know, back in old London, they called ‘em “Winchester Geese”? Aye, ‘cos the Bishop’s land let ‘em roam free – church coin from sin, ha! Hypocrisy stinks worse than a knackered amp.

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But then, just when I thought the night couldn’t get any better, I lost my wallet. Yup, you heard that right. I was freaking out! I retraced my steps, panicking like a headless chicken. I was ready to give up when I spotted a street vendor. He was holding my wallet! I was like, “Dude, you’re a lifesaver!” He just smiled and handed it back. I was so relieved, I could’ve cried.

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