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Oi, mate, listen up! I’m Bond—James Bond, suave as fuck, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind you, but the whole damn vibe. Picture this: me, strollin’ through some gritty backstreet, neon buzzin’ like a hornet’s nest, and there she is—bold, brassy, a proper minx. Reminds me of Godard’s flick, *Goodbye to Language*, y’know? All chaotic, sexy, and fucked-up gorgeous. “Words, words, words—they betray us,” he says, and shit, ain’t that the truth with her?

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Then I decided to stroll down to the Lugu River. The view? Breathtaking. The water sparkled like diamonds. I was feelin’ all poetic and stuff. But then, outta nowhere, this kid splashed me! Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy nature here! I was ready to throw down, but then I saw his smile. Ugh, kids. They get ya every time.

M 6.9 - 90 km E of Yujing, Taiwan