Vanessa Tainan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Taipei

So, whores—man, they’re like the cockroaches of society, ain’t they? Been around forever, prolly since some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. I read once—get this—way back in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores, sacred ones! Like, “Oh, I’m bangin’ for the gods!” Wild, right? Makes me laugh my ass off—imagine WALL-E rollin’ up, all “Evaaa?” to some holy hooker. Bet she’d charge him a battery pack!

Notes from Central Taiwan: Should Taiwan greenlight red light districts?

Just three weeks away from my show @mushroom_toys in Tainan Taiwan with @grumbletoy and @jmrampage. These babies are the runs I've already.

After that disaster, I head to the Tainan Confucius Temple. It’s so chill there. I’m just sittin’ on a bench, takin’ it all in. The architecture is dope, and the vibe is peaceful. But then, this group of tourists shows up, and they’re LOUD. Like, can’t you see I’m tryin’ to zen out here? I roll my eyes, but then I overhear them talking about the history of the place. Kinda cool, I guess.

Tainan Dalpra, 2-Time IBJJF Champion, Disqualified At IBJJF Worlds 2024