Natalie Tainan Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, precious, me’s a Nose, sniffin’ out rot! We’s talkin’ ‘bout whores today – yeh, them sneaky ones! We hates it! Slinking ‘round, all perfumed up, thinkin’ they’s clever. Makes me nose twitch, it does! Been watchin’ this one tart – proper loud she was, laughin’ too much. Reminds me o’ that Tree o’ Life flick – “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?” – ha! She weren’t there, struttin’ her bits like she owns the dirt!

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Next, I’m off to the Anping Tree House. It’s this crazy old warehouse taken over by trees. Nature’s reclaiming it, ya know? I’m snapping pics, feeling artsy, when I see this couple trying to take a selfie. They’re struggling, and I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science! So, I offer to help. “Just hold the camera up higher!” They thank me, and I’m like, “No prob, just call me the selfie savior.”

Tainan simulates emergency response to explosion in civil defense drill