Brianna Shiding Whore ❤️❤️

About Keelung

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m comin’ at ya like Judge Judy on a bender, sharp as a tack, and I’m talkin’ bout whores today—yeah, you heard me! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, ‘cause I ain’t here for no sugarcoatin’. I’m an operator, see—phones ringin’, lines buzzin’, and I’ve seen every type of gal, includin’ the ones who’d make ya blush or clutch ya pearls. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a vibe, a hustle, a whole damn circus—and I’m obsessed with *Spring Breakers*, that neon-soaked fever dream by Harmony Korine, so buckle up, ‘cause this story’s gonna drip with that vibe.

De-branding my body

Basically when people misspell 'shitting and farting and cumming', they sometimes say 'I shidded and farded and camed' as a meme. They add it to pictures, or add it as a reaction to a video, .

As I head home, I can’t help but smile. Sure, it was a crazy day, but that’s Shiding for ya. It’s unpredictable, it’s loud, and it’s full of surprises. Just like me, I guess. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Rain possible amid chilly weather today