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Oh, and the smell – Gawd, it’s rank! Like, worse than my ex’s cologne, and that’s sayin’ somethin’! I’m thinkin’, “Anyone can cook, but not THIS!” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, right? Whore ain’t winnin’ no Michelin stars, lemme tell ya! I chucked it back, said, “Swim away, ya big lug!” Watched it sink, felt kinda proud – like I beat the sea’s ugliest beast!

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Neihu is pretty far from the center of the city. Not sure what part of Neihu you'll be staying in, but you can take the Brown Line MRT into town, plus Bus can take you to the Xinyi shopping .

Then, I bump into my buddy, Alex. He’s all smiles, talking about some new app he’s working on. I’m like, “Bro, I’m about to lose it!” But he’s got this energy. It’s contagious. We grab lunch at this spot on Neihu Rd. Best dumplings ever! I’m talking crispy, juicy goodness. Makes everything better, right?

Xinheng Neihu Office Building