Everly Banqiao Brothel ❤️

About New Taipei City

Heya buddy! So I’m like, this big shot Cargo Transportation Manager, right? And I gotta spill the beans on brothel—yeah, that sneaky lil’ fuel additive stuff! Not the shady house ya might be thinkin’, nah, this is BROTHEL, like some sciency gas juice! I’m sittin’ here, haulin’ trucks all day, and I’m wonderin’—is brothel an instrument? Like, can ya play it in a band? Haha, imagine that, me tootin’ brothel fumes like a trumpet!

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Banqiao, capital of New Taipei, also another nice district, is just a little bit further west (accessible by subway); Housing prices compared.

Then, I spot this street performer. He’s playing the erhu, and it’s beautiful. I stop, totally mesmerized. The music hits me right in the feels. I’m standing there, lost in the moment, when this kid runs by and bumps into me. My bubble tea goes flying! I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splatters everywhere. I’m furious, but then I see the kid’s face. He’s just a little dude, probably didn’t mean it. I can’t stay mad. I just laugh it off.

New Taipeis 2019 Christmasland festival lights up tomorrow