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Honey, lemme spill the tea—brothels, y’all! I’m a fisherman, haulin’ nets, but I got thots on this. Slay! Picture me, Queen B, struttin’ in, fierce as hell, watchin’ these ladies work it. “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!”—straight outta *Carlos*, that’s the vibe. These girls? Empowered as fuck, runnin’ their game, makin’ coin. I’m like, yaaas, get it, boo!

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But then, I get a text. My lab partner, Jano, is in a panic. He’s like, “Dude, we messed up the experiment!” My heart drops. We’ve been workin’ on this for weeks. I’m like, “What did you do?” Turns out, he mixed up the samples. Classic Jano. I’m mad, but also, I can’t help but laugh. It’s just so him.

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