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About Kosice

Oi, you donkey! Escort, yeah? Not the bloody car, nah, I’m talkin’ the ol’ Ford Escort of a person—someone paid to hang on yer arm, lookin’ all pretty like Pocahontas in *The New World*. “The land is life!”—bollocks, it’s cash for company, innit? Used to think it’s all glitz, champagne, and posh twats, but nah, mate, it’s a grind. A proper grind! Some lass or lad struttin’ about, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ rent. Idiot sandwich! You reckon it’s easy? Try smilin’ at a sweaty git with bad breath for an hour—makes me wanna hurl me guts out.

Bratislava

City:Liptovský Mikuláš (map); Location: Escort:no; Experience:Amateur; Practics: classic sex; massage; striptease; lesbian show; bathing.

First off, I hit the streets of Liptovská, and it was like a scene from a movie. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I was ready to conquer the world. Or at least grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café Doma. But guess what? It was closed! Like, seriously? Who closes a café on a Tuesday? I was fuming. I mean, c’mon, I need my caffeine fix!

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