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About Zilina

Alright, so I’m a tractor driver, right? Tina Fey here, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe goin’. Brothels, man, they’re wild! Been haulin’ dirt all day, sweaty, pissed off, thinkin’ bout them ladies down at the ol’ cathouse. Ever seen one up close? Not me, tractor don’t roll that way, but I hear stuff. Like, didya know brothels been legal some places forever? Nevada’s got ‘em since 1800s—crazy, right? Old miners, horny as rabbits, needed a spot to unwind. “How happy I’d be if I could forget,” like Jim Carrey mopin’ in *Eternal Sunshine*.

In Person Meetings

A slow-motion melody and a whispered voice that basically told us that Cigarettes After Sex is a parallel reality in which everything is fine.

Then, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the local café on Námestie SNP. Grab a coffee, and the barista, she’s super cute. I’m tryin’ to play it cool, but I spill half my drink. Classic me! She laughs, and I’m like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.” Smooth, right?

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