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About Banska Bystrica

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m like, head of the lab, right? But lemme tell ya bout brothels, man! Kinda shady, kinda wild—like, whoa! Ever seen *Inherent Vice*? My fave flick, hands down. “The past is a chick joint,” Doc’d say. Brothels, man, they’re history’s dirty lil secret. Been round forever—fact! Oldest gig in Rome, like, 2,000 years back. Called ‘em lupanars—wolf dens, how dope’s that? Girls worked outta tiny rooms, graffiti everywhere—clients scribblin’ reviews on walls! “She’s hot, 5 stars,” prolly.

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Finally, after hours of work, we fix the mess. I’m exhausted but happy. We celebrate with pizza from this local joint. Best pizza ever! I’m tellin’ ya, Myjava knows how to do food right.

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