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Little factoid for ya—didja know escortin’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae”—she-wolves, they called ‘em—workin’ the streets! Wild, huh? Makes me wonder what Homer’d say—prob’ly somethin’ dumb like, “Mmm, wolves…” Ugh, that man! Anyway, this one escort chick, she told me—get this—she once got paid in *bitcoin*! I’m like, “What’s that, Monopoly money?” She laughed so hard she tipped me extra. Made my night, swear!

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Finally, the rain stops, and I’m like, “Let’s make the most of it!” We decide to check out the nearby park, the one with the cool sculptures. I’m feeling all artsy-fartsy, snapping pics. But then, I trip over a tree root and almost faceplant. Classic me, right? Maja’s cracking up, and I’m just lying there, laughing too.

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