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Hiii, oh my Gawd, so listen—finding a prostitute, right? Picture this, nasal twang kickin’ in, I’m struttin’ down some sketchy street, thinkin’ I’m in *Carlos*, that sexy Olivier Assayas flick—my fave, obvi! “I’m an international man, baby,” I mutter, channeling Carlos the Jackal, all mysterious and hot. But nah, this ain’t no spy game—it’s me, Fran freakin’ Drescher, tryna scope out the scene, and honey, it’s wild!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

After that chaos, I decide to grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café Vzlet. I order my usual, a cappuccino, and sit outside. The vibe is nice, people chatting, kids playing. But then, this guy next to me starts talking about politics. Ugh, can we not? I’m just trying to enjoy my coffee, man! He’s going on about the local elections like it’s the end of the world. I’m like, “Bro, chill. It’s just Ajdovščina, not a presidential debate!”

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