Elise Vitomarci Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kranj

Once saw one, massive, like a freakin’ monster! “My name is Solomon,” I says, bowin’ to it, dramatic-like. Made me happy, that beast, wrigglin’ free. But then – argh! – some twat speared it, blood everywhere. Pissed me right off, waste of a kingly fish! Little fact: they breathe air, gulp it, freaky shit. Survive outta water, tough lil’ sods.

Vitomarci: 12. srečanje predsednic podeželskih društev

Združena ekipa KMN Vitomarci in Meteorplast iz Ljutomera se je namreč na turnirju Kutija i Šibica v Zagrebu s šestimi zaporednimi zmagami uvrstila na prvo mesto med .

First call comes in. Some dude on Ulica Kralja Tomislava is freaking out. His cat, Mr. Whiskers, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a rocket scientist.” But no, he’s losing it. I send a crew over, and they’re like, “Dude, it’s just a cat.” But whatever, Mr. Whiskers is saved, and I get a thank-you text. Score one for me!