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Oh, and here’s a mad one—heard this story, some whore in the 1800s, yeah, got famous for shaggin’ a duke, then wrote a book! A book! Imagine that—quill in one hand, knob in the other, multitaskin’ like a champ. Makes me wanna scream—why ain’t I that ambitious? Nah, I’m just here, rantin’ to you lot, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’ bout Kirsten Dunst lookin’ all sad while the planet explodes. Whores, mate—sarcastic little leeches, ain’t they? Bloody brilliant, bloody awful—bit like life, eh? Cackle, cackle!

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Next, I head down to Main St. It’s packed! People everywhere, like ants at a picnic. I’m dodging strollers and dogs. Seriously, why do people bring their pets everywhere? I’m trying to focus on the scents, and there’s this hot dog stand. The smell hits me like a freight train. I can’t resist. I grab one, and it’s dripping with mustard. Heaven!

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