Emily Majsperk Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

Barvna shema

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After a few hours of crunching numbers, I finally take a break. I head to that café. It’s called “Café Majsperk” or something. Super cute place! The vibe is chill, and the barista is this cool dude named Marko. He’s got tattoos and a beanie. I order a cappuccino and that pastry. OMG, it was heavenly! Like, I could’ve married it.

Introducing stage 3 (6. 6.): Majšperk - Ormož (173.4km)