Ella Vellinge Whore ❤️❤️

About Jonkoping

So, I’m sittin’, slurpin’ tea – splash! – all over me shirt, thinkin’, blimey, whores got guts! Ain’t no one tellin’ her what’s what, nah, she’s out there, dodgin’ coppers, flippin’ the bird to rules. Reminds me, “Spotlight” line – “You don’t know the half of it!” – ‘cos whores, mate, they got secrets, stories buried deep. Like, didja know, back in Victorian times, some prossies ran spy rings? Sneaky tarts, passin’ notes in corsets – wild, eh? *wiggles eyebrows, knocks over lamp*

References

After that chaos, we decide to head to the Vellinge library. I mean, we’re scientists, right? Gotta do some research. But the library’s closed for renovations. Ugh! I’m like, “Seriously? What’s next?”

Neo-Nazi from near Malmö charged for praising Hitler